Posted on December 28th, 2014 at 5:44pmEdited on 2014/12/28 at 6:03pm
Posted 2014/12/28 at 5:44pmEdited 2014/12/28 at 6:03pm
Alright, I suppose I might barge in, have some fun.....*cough*
So, as Napalm Man stands over me, with his Napalm in hand, I begin to panic. Now, I didn't know the 1000z in his wallet was HIS(not that I'm saying I did it or anything heh), so I think it's fair to not pay him off. Also, I don't have any Zenny in the first place, and the 1000z Napalm is talking about, simply can't be refunded to him. Why? Err, not that I took it in the first place anyway, but I would imagine the robot that did take it(not me) wasted all that moo-la on Pay-per-View movies. Once again, that's what I would think this very weak-to-explosives robot would've done. Now, besides being a weak-to-explosives bot, I'm also a coward. You know what cowards do? We avoid direct confrontation.
"Pay up scramp, I know you took it. If you don't, I'll blow you to kingdom come!" "Napalm, buddy. Just gimme a sec, and I'll point you towards the guy who did it!
So, being the coward I am, I come up with a plan to get outta this.
"Hey, Napalm. Hmm? I know this great explosives museum not too far-off, could I show you? I'm not an idiot, you're just trying to get out of this. *Gulp* Alright then, I'll guess you'll miss that new explosive they're showing off. Something called "Super-Explosive-Nitrate?" Too bad, I'm sure Bomb Man would love to check it out, find out where it came from, and buy some for himself. I guess that'd make him a better collector than you.... W-wait! Nononono, I'd love to go! Look, if you take me, I'll forget about this whole thing!
And my plan works perfectly! Granted, I'll have to listen to Napalm nerd out about that new explosive-.......Wait, I made it up. Alright, looks like I need to come up with a plan to get outta this plan.
Alright, where is it? I'll show you, don't worry. Hey, mind showing me the door?
As the big purple doof led me towards the door, back turned, I decided to do the best thing I could.
I mean, it ended up with me throwing a punch while his guard was down. However, that mysterious robot who took the first thousand zenny came back and stole it again(I'll catch him next time). I proceeded to run out the door, explosives blazing behind me. Whoops.
Alright, I missed. Now it's your turn. Turns? How does that even work? I hit, you hit. It goes on like that. *Grabs lead pipe and smacks Napalm with it Ow! Alright, you attacked, now it's my- *Napalm Man gets whacked again* Hey, it's my turn! *Gets whacked again* You think I want to lose? No! *Keeps on whacking Napalm Man
I guess I will give this a shot. Considering I am robot that is weak to explosives and TOTALLY didn't steal his zenny....
The hulking purple eyesore pierces into me with eyes as fiery as the sun, and I can tell what he wants. It's not my fault the zenny was so easy to steal, and those E-Tanks don't pay for themselves, so what could I do? Maybe I can put my acting skills to the test and stall him so I can charge up my Flash Stopper and escape.
So are you going to fess up punk, or am I gonna' have to force it out of you?
No, wait! You simply do not understand. You dropped the zenny, and I was trying to give it back to you. You dropped some more over there, let me get it.
As I point to the left to show where the nonexistent zenny is, I can feel my time matrix charge up. Just about 12 more seconds and I'll be gone in a flash. Hopefully explosives for circuits here buys it.
I am still in this thing. And I meant like you roll, and the number the dice lands on (Idk how it works with the whole success or failure dice number thing, so don't ask me to be simpler, for I can't be more simpler) depends if Ninja Man goes first (good area) or if Napalm Man goes first (bad area).