Posted on January 6th, 2014 at 9:10amEdited on 2014/01/06 at 10:21am
Posted 2014/01/06 at 9:10amEdited 2014/01/06 at 10:21am
#1
Suddenly a bright burst of energy blinded us. Shortly after, magnetized missiles filled the air. We were under attack! They dropped their new toy: an yellow, devil-like robot. It rose, crushing some building - was it the institute "Waterfall"? - and began to throw bubble-like bombs, wreaking havoc everywhere... One of our best snipers, Joe, was taken out, his spine crushed into dust. The remaining troops were hiding in an abandoned warehouse, but there was no time to do anything. Troops were not prepared. They had no plan, no strategy... But who could predict our vile enemies would be acting as one, big fusion? Star light was blocked by their spaceships, instilling further hopelessness in us. When thunder struck the last of our cannons, taking it out, I knew the sun has forsaken us...
I don't know what the weather is like for you guys, but for me it's been nothing but Rain (Flush). It's been going on for so long, I'd even take some nasty Wind (Man) or a Blizzard (Man). I can't wait to see the Sun(star) again!
Man, these puns are Dynamo Man! The Ground Man is shaking because of all these puns. Although, I guess a Pirate Man would not notice anything. Hey, they should call me King because of these. What? I already made that pun? I was going for a MMAB theme but OK.....
Posted on January 15th, 2014 at 6:56pmEdited on 2014/01/15 at 7:12pm
Posted 2014/01/15 at 6:56pmEdited 2014/01/15 at 7:12pm
#9
I can be pretty Quick Man to come up with these puns! Maybe it's because I can slow down Time Man. Lifting a Rock Man would be easier than making these puns. I'm slowing down now; guess I lost some of my Guts Man. Now I have the Blues. Aw, and I was on a Roll, too! This just Break Man'd my heart. Guess I need to Chill Man. Okay, now I'm back into the Rhythm. Now I'm (Pump)ed Man! I can jump higher than a Spring Man! Well, now I need to stop Clown Man'ning around. Now I'm just full of hot Air Man. These puns are getting to be duller than a Sword Man. Guess I better leave and go where the Wind Man takes me.
I was Dream(wave)ing of a Ruby(spears) and some OVAl bowls of Udon soup with my friend Archie. I also had a device made to refresh my memory, a reCAP COMputer.
Hello everyone, Im glad that I "met" you. I am back to make a Splash Woman! Prepare to meet the Cement Man when I am done with you. My puns are like a Jewel Man,no? Its going to rock this page like a Tornado Man! Its plugged Man in! You know, My puns seem kinda Wily now. I guess I should make more Light puns now. Or should it be Hard Man and heavy? Hey-Oh!
I decided to look at the human anatomy and the Skulls Man really scared me. You can really see the difference between modern skulls and Pharaoh Man skulls. This one guy found one on a Dive Man. It was right next to a Toad Man. He needed a Drill Man to retrieve it.
You know, there was this nasty Heat (Man)Wave (Man) not too long ago. I hope that it Rain (Flush)s soon, I can Hard (Man)ly bear the heat. It felt like I was Burn(er Man)ing up!
I think I might have a bit of a Cold (Man), too; I've been sneezing a lot.
Posted on May 25th, 2014 at 9:28pmEdited on 2014/05/26 at 11:55am
Posted 2014/05/25 at 9:28pmEdited 2014/05/26 at 11:55am
#15
@Reisrat Like a Toad Man? Anyway, anybody want to form a Trio? Trust me, it's going to be a "Trill"! That's a racial "Slur"? How?! How about I..... Brrrr. I felt a Chill Man. My blood's like Ice Man. I'm starting to see the "Frost Man" on my breath. Someone get me my "Top Man" hat. I need to leave. No...I see the Light! I hope that I can do the "Cossack" in the great beyond....
What? Why is it weird to Cossack in the afterlife?
Posted on May 31st, 2014 at 9:58pmEdited on 2014/05/31 at 10:00pm
Posted 2014/05/31 at 9:58pmEdited 2014/05/31 at 10:00pm
#16
If I was a woman, I'd be attracted to Magnet Man. He seems to be kind of negative, but I'm positive I could change him. Maybe reverse his polarity. Opposites do attract after all.
Spinstrike presents: a series of MegaBossMan-related puns.
-MegaBigBossMan "MegaBoss... you say there's only room for one Snake Man... no... the world is better off... without Snake Men..." -MegaFinalBossMan -MegaPitBossMan -MegaHorribleBossesMan -MegaUndercoverBossMan -MegaBanBossyMan
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