Posted on January 4th, 2014 at 2:30pmEdited on 2014/01/04 at 3:04pm
Posted 2014/01/04 at 2:30pmEdited 2014/01/04 at 3:04pm
I better get on this Quick Man before all you Punks steal the best puns and there's nothing left but Junk Man! Hmmmm... I thought this would be a little easier. Guess I'm not as Bright Man as I thought! :S While I shouldn't have Charge Maned into this discussion without something better to say, you have to admit it took a lot of Guts Man on my part. ^_^ Hey... wait... I seem to be getting a bit of a Rhythm going! Yeah, I'm on a Roll now! What's that? I should Cut Man it out? You think I'm just blowing hot Air Man? You think I should just Chill Man out? Awwww, shucks. I just wanted to be a Star Man! :'(
The hope of you coming up with any more good puns is 'Zero' to 'Dark Man 1'. You need to get your head out of the 'Cloud Man's and put your feet back on the 'Ground Man' since you're just 'Clown Man'ing around. Now I have to be 'Quick Man' with my typing since my computer could 'Crash Man' at any 'Time Man' so I have to 'Rush' before I end up 'Search Man'ing for the 'Auto' setup manual.
I am going to blow you all away like a Tornado Man! All you kids should go to bed and count Sheep Man! While you are doing that, I am going to water my Plant Man! Oh no, we are all out of water. Looks like I need to Pump Man some out! Are you finally awake? Did the Sunstar wake you up? You know, you and me sure make a good Duo! Wait, you want me out of here Quick Man! Looks like me and my magical surfboard are going to have to catch the next Wave Man.
It seems now I have to pick up all the Dust Man you guys made. Hey, which one of you Freezed Man my soda! Man, now it's Ice Man cold! Now I have to bring out the Heat Man! You guys wanna help me fix my walls with a power Drill Man! No? Looks like I'm riding Solo! Man, I make so many puns that I am King of them!
These puns are coming out of Uranus! I need to make sure my brother's birthday present is bought before June since he's a Gemini Man, and it shouldn't be anything Fake Man. I just Roll out the puns like the clever Spark Man I am.
I think some of us should Chill Penguin out since we are so angry! But then again, when we are mad, we are also on Fire Man with these puns! So fly free like a Storm Eagle on the Wind Man. Since I make so many puns, I guess they are my Forte! ( only the most Hard Man Core type will get that)