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The (Not) Offical Mega Man Pun Thread

September 12th, 2015 at 11:01pm
 
Musical
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Ok! We all know Cut Man is the Master of Puns, cut-manBut That's not gonna cut it! This thread is for the best (Or worst) Mega Man Puns you can think of, do you have the GUTS to post one here? This will be Mega, man! Go Wily with the puns, it's your turn to be the Clown, man! Ok, I'll stop making puns.

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roll I'm on a Roll!
The (Not) Offical Mega Man Pun Thread
Posted by Musical on September 12th, 2015 at 11:01pm
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Brimstone
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 6:14am
Posted 2015/09/13 at 6:14am
#1
top-man Ya think you can top my skills in spinning?

skull-man Oh no! I've been boned!

flame-man Let's not start a flame war, guys...
fire-man NO! YOU CAN'T STOP ME! OR ELSE I WILL FIRE YOU!
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matthewftw123
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 4:14pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 5:31pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 4:14pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 5:31pm
#2
hmm.... can i join?

gemini-manWHY DOES THIS PERSON COPY ME?

rhythmthe rhythm of this song is REALLY bothering me

mega-manim sure these jokes will turn to DUST, man

ring-manhey guess what my favorite video game character is, SONIC

mega-manoh all the joke i can DIVE, into man

elec-manhey guess why i dont like hybrid cars, there only HALF electric

toad-manHEY! guess what video game series has the best side characters, MARIO
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ThePieT-Rex
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 4:49pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 4:57pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 4:49pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 4:57pm
#3
skull-man Man! I can't make puns if my jaw's bones are broken!

Thanks Mat. It's a good pun I guess...
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matthewftw123
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 4:52pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 4:55pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 4:52pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 4:55pm
#4
@T-RexNaffects : uhm
skull-man Man! I can't make puns if my jaw's bones are broken!
that any better?

@T-RexNaffects : come on ill tell you in chat :D
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Musical
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 6:00pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 6:00pm
#6
@matthewftw123 : You're on Fire, man!
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matthewftw123
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 6:10pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 6:31pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 6:10pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 6:31pm
#7
@MusicalKitty : mega-manthank you kitty :D
dust-maneh this thread already used me as a joke im'a gonna clean something
mega-manWITH A DUST PAN
dust-man*facepalm* your acting like oil-
mega-manCAN thats what your going to say no whatsoever!

4th wall: THATS NOT EVEN PROPER ENGLISH DUDE!
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Beta Man
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 8:47pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 8:47pm
#8
cut-man Just CUTTING through!
bomb-man This'll be a BLAST!
ice-man FREEZE! You can't just do this kind of thing without me, guys!
fire-man Watch it, Ice Man, you don't want to start a FLAME war!
oil-man Well, I'd love to stay and hear the rest, but I gotta SLIDE on outta here.
elec-man Oil Man, it's SHOCKING you only have a pun based on what your weapon does instead of what it is.
guts-man It takes GUTS to be here, Elec Man, don't be so hard on him.
All but Time Man: *Looking at Time Man*...
time-man Oh, please. Don't waste my TIME on something chi- Oh, great, you already made me.
mega-man Should we have this in the Roleplay Section? Not that I'm complaining, it just feels more like a roleplay.
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matthewftw123
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Posted on September 13th, 2015 at 9:34pm Edited on 2015/09/13 at 9:49pm
Posted 2015/09/13 at 9:34pm Edited 2015/09/13 at 9:49pm
#9
@Bt Man : mega-manno roleplay general can be fun HEY WAIT A A SEC
time-manyeah how bout no!
ice-manhey! COOL off
dive-manhey! ill bet i have dive into you just to make you shutup
bubble-mandive man, shut up we all know IM the real water type
mega-manhey id BT him with a stick if i could
bassHEY! we all know its all about that bass!
mega-manyeah and no trebble
bassDONT MAKE FUN OF MY DOG
mega-manyeah id rush you bass
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Brimstone
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Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 4:09am Edited on 2015/09/15 at 4:30am
Posted 2015/09/15 at 4:09am Edited 2015/09/15 at 4:30am
#10
Meanwhile, about the flame-man wars...

flame-man You cannot FIRE me, Fire Man!
top-man Please, stop this pointless argument for I am the TOP robot, the deus ex machina, the alpha automaton.
elec-man How SHOCKING. It's like as if my ELECTRICAL personality got DISCHARGED into this inferior robot.
needle-man Let's just thread the NEEDLE, in case we NEED-
shadow-man CUT the crap, Needle Man. And by the way, I killed your pet hedgehog, but trying to SHADOW the hedgehog was the worst thing in my life.
wood-man Everyone, shut up! I've had enough of people knocking on WOOD. I WOOD go and destroy you all, but-
fire-man Those HOT dogs of yours were incredibly wonderful, Wood Man. Too bad they supported Flame Man stopping the FLAME war, so...yeah, I destroyed them.
wood-man You're saying you WILTed my best hounds? Oh, you'll get a FIR trial, Fire Man...in just five, four, TREE...
wave-man Now's the TIME we know Fire Man is gonna get CHARGEd at. Whoopee.

To be continued. In the meantime...

ballade Blade Man...
Blade Man (Le no mugshot): What?
ballade OHH BABY A TRIPLE BLADE!
Blade Man: I am so tempted to make you sing your final BALLADEs.
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Beta Man
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Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 7:06am
Posted 2015/09/15 at 7:06am
#11
metal-man Time for some heavy METAL!
bubble-man Time to SEA-
heat-man Bubble Man, nobody cares. BURN!
wood-man This is so fun, WOODn't you agree?
air-man HA! try to face me, you'll be gone with the WIND!
crash-man Hey, don't try to anger anyone, Air Man, or I'll BLOW you away!
flash-man Yeah! You'll be gone in a FLASH!
quick-man Lower your thinking SPEED as well, Air Man. Your pun was bad.
air-man Quick Man, your one to ta-
quick-man DON'T YOU PICK A FIGHT WITH ME! I AM THE LAW! FEAR THE LAW!
mega-man Er, uh... I'll just... leave you to argue.
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matthewftw123
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Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 4:31pm
Posted 2015/09/15 at 4:31pm
#12
@Brimstone : could i do some stuff in the wars?
mega-manHEY! i dont want related poeple throwing MATH at each other later k?
Pierrobothow the heck did i wind up here? (suppost to be clown man)
top-manthe one on TOP dosnt awnser questions!
[bomb-manhey dont EXPLODE on each other!{explode type}
[flame-manwater man just FLAME on him already]flame type}
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ThePieT-Rex
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Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 7:22pm Edited on 2015/10/03 at 4:07pm
Posted 2015/09/15 at 7:22pm Edited 2015/10/03 at 4:07pm
#13
metal-man I like to listen to some metal, man!
wave-man Lame! I can whip up a better pun than that! SO wash away the tears!
metal-man At least I don't sit under a waterfall all day long. I tear my way to an actual comfortable place!
roll Autobots! Let's roll out!
fire-man The sales are burnt to a crisp! Mega Man, you're fired!
Thus, this began Mega Man 1...
bright-man Restart Electro Heart! Deja vu and fall apart! ~
skull-man It is designed for the things I hide, so set me free! ~
bright-man So set me free! And this time you'll be electrified! skull-man Soon there'll be nothing left behind, it's my after life!
gemini-man You have some nerve for making that pun.
freeze-man Sometimes, you just gotta let it slide...
napalm-man Man! The puns blow! Blow pretty hard, man! I me~
hard-man DUDE. I am RIGHT here! I can make way more better puns!
turbo-manI can make puns way more productively than all of you!
metal-man Maybe if you didn't make it so obvious, it'll be more funnier, Turbo Man!
wood-man This Halloween is very hallow!
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Musical
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Posted on September 15th, 2015 at 10:52pm
Posted 2015/09/15 at 10:52pm
#14
strike-man That's a Strike, man!
heat-man This game is starting to heat up!
fire-man *Strikes out and throws his bat to the ground*
ice-man You need to chill, man!
fire-man I'm getting fired up! We're getting burned to a crisp out there!
bass *Makes a home run*
mega-man That home run was Mega, man!
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uraccountcrashed
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Posted on September 20th, 2015 at 9:41pm
Posted 2015/09/20 at 9:41pm
#15
skull-manAll these jokes are so bad, I'm starting to feel dead inside.
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